1. ...because it's there

2. The future is you

3. The future is us

4. We didn't go to Yale either

5. YOUR AD HERE

6. YOU'RE ADD HEAR

7. the four right chords can make us cry

8. Houses cost $4.99 each. Hotels, $4.99 plus 4 houses

9. we are the 99.44% pure

10. we will be your family

11. ...the site with all the right moves

12. "The best thing to happen to the Internet since electricity." --- amecy.com

13. Dozens have tried... hundreds have failed.

14. we're more you than you ever were

15. the next generation of pointlessness

16. order an amecy pizza for your wedding today

17. class action lawsuits have never been this fun

18. There there, it could always be worse --- you're only visiting this site. Imagine having to be the one to run it!

19. be a part of tomorrow... today

20. snake eyes + ace of trump = checkmate

21. this time it MUST be Nigel with the brie

22. the power. the passion. the danger.

23. If Shakespeare had a website, it would be just like this one, only with more words and less website-type stuff

24. your life starts now

25. can your toaster do this?

26. non lo saccio

27. there's a kind of slush all over the road tonight

28. slowing down the Internet since.................................................. 2010

29. from the producers of NCB's "hit" "comedy" Chutney

30. print(random.choice(lame_jokes))

31. it's all downhill from here

32. amecy for president in 2042

33. we're just like you, only better. much better

34. whyyyyyyyyyy? because I saaaaaaaaaaid soooooooooo

35. the breakfast burrito of websites

36. the thing with the stuff

37. You will find happiness with a new love. Or with an old love. Or with your current love. What do I know, really? I'm just a header on a web page.

38. this website was taped to a live studio audience

39. embracing the possibilities of potential

40. as seen on the Internet

41. content wanted: inquire within

42. nobody knows for sure

43. strangeness in HTML form

44. the Internet home of Speedy Molasses, world's fastest snail

45. indubitably

46. if you insist

47. who knew?

48. it's hard to explain...

49. ycema

50. operators are standing by

51. aka VisiCalc: The Later Years

52. the only way to be

53. it's about time!

54. the standard of normalcy

55. that's why we called a press conference

56. I know it sounds a bit bizarre

57. get outta the pool